Creative Quotations from . . .
Henny Youngman
(1906-1998) born on Jan 12
US comedian. "He is best known for the line, "Take my wife, please.""
 
   
F
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

R
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up -- they have no holidays."
A
I bet on a horse at ten to one. It didn't come in until half-past five.
N
"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
K
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage, We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."


Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: "In "The Fifth 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," ed. Robert Byrne, 1993."
R: "Quoted in Irving Wallace et al "Book of Lists #2," Morrow 80"
A: From an Internet collection of quotations.
N: "In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
K: From an Internet collection of quotations.



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