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Henny Youngman
(1906-1998) born on
Jan 12
US comedian. He is best known for the line, "Take my wife, please."
         
   
F
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

R
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up -- they have no holidays.
A
I bet on a horse at ten to one. It didn't come in until half-past five.
N
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
K
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage, We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: In "The Fifth 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," ed. Robert Byrne, 1993.
R: Quoted in Irving Wallace et al "Book of Lists #2," Morrow 80
A: From an Internet collection of quotations.
N: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
K: From an Internet collection of quotations.
   


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