There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them."

"Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her --when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?"

"Woman! The peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch, and the sinner his justification!"

"When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living."

"When you see a married couple coming down the street, the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one that's mad."