There are two kinds of men -- dead and deadly.

"When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart."

When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.

"The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious."

"When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to."