Creative Quotations from . . .
Joan Rivers
(1937-____) born on Jun 8
US "comedian, talk show host". "She is famous for her dry wit; had her own talk show, "The Late Show," 1986-7; won Emmy for guest hosting "The Tonight Show," 1983."
 
   
F
Never floss with a stranger.

R
After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.
A
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
N
"Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you."
K
"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: "In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
R: "In "An Uncommon Scold," by Abby Adams, 1989."
A: From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.
N: "In "Words of Women Quotations for Success," by Power Dynamics Publishing, 1997."
K: "Enter Talking, 1986."
   



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