Living in Hollywood is like living in a lit cigar butt.

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.

"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.