Creative Quotations from . . .
Phyllis Diller
(1917-____) born on Jul 17
US comedienne. "She is known for her outrageous appearance and stories about her husband, Fang; she is also a concert pianist."
 
   
F
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

R
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
A
"Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run."
N
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
K
You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone.


Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: From an Internet collection of quotations.
R: "In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994."
A: "In "And I Quote," by Ashton Applewhite, 1992."
N: "In "Woman's Almanac," 1977."
K: "In "Woman's Almanac," 1977."



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